1 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:05,440 Tell me again why we're getting food for Jimbuk. 2 00:00:05,483 --> 00:00:07,094 The guy has a trunk for a nose. 3 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,921 He can't exactly go out in public. 4 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:13,013 Now, read us the specials. 5 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:19,062 Shrimp burrito, lengua tacos, 6 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,455 chicharron quesadilla... 7 00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:22,718 Shrimp mosquito, liquid tacos, 8 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:24,198 chocolate armadillos. 9 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:27,592 Jimbuk wants to know what seasoning's on the shrimp 10 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:28,854 because if there's any salt, 11 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:31,031 it'll make him bloat real bad. 12 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:32,684 We'll take the nachos, please. 13 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:36,166 - Oh! Excuse me. - Sorry. 14 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:50,833 I don't know. She's just staring at this guy. 15 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:53,096 She's really making a meal of it. 16 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,446 No, he's not cuter than you. 17 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:56,839 Gabby! 18 00:01:01,278 --> 00:01:03,672 Jimbuk will still eat those! - Here you go. 19 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:23,735 It has begun. 20 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,911 Gabby Duran must be stopped. 21 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,571 ♪ Oh, yeah 22 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:37,140 ♪ I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle ♪ 23 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:39,186 ♪ Fit in like summer and an icicle ♪ 24 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:41,144 ♪ Don't fight it, just be an original ♪ 25 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:43,059 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 26 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,148 ♪ I roller skate outside the lines ♪ 27 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,107 ♪ When I try to stay in, it's no surprise ♪ 28 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,370 ♪ It's a fail, it's okay, I'm one of a kind ♪ 29 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:51,328 ♪ One of a, one of a kind 30 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:54,070 ♪ So anytime I feel some type of way ♪ 31 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,726 ♪ Don't understand the human race ♪ 32 00:01:57,769 --> 00:02:00,120 ♪ So what, so what, so what 33 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,991 ♪ I do my thing, I do my thing ♪ 34 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:04,036 ♪ You do your thing, You do your thing ♪ 35 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,169 ♪ When we don't fit in 36 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,171 ♪ We stand out in the crowd and we shout it loud ♪ 37 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:10,260 ♪ I do my thing, I do my thing ♪ 38 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,306 ♪ I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only ♪ 39 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,525 ♪ Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in ♪ 40 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:17,180 ♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing 41 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:21,228 So, you'll be babysitting a new client 42 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:23,186 named Celeste on Friday night. 43 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,971 She's a nine-month-old Tekazalion baby, 44 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:28,713 and apparently very cute. 45 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:31,368 - Big eyes, lots of tentacles... - Aw. 46 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:33,153 pustulous slime everywhere. 47 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:36,591 Sounds... precious. 48 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:38,332 Here's the address. 49 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:41,900 "Note to self, you're gonna be OK, 50 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:43,598 - Swiftmeister"? - Oh! 51 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,904 That wasn't for you. 52 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,820 Mind your own beeswax. Oh! 53 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:49,995 Before you go, 54 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:51,867 there's a new student starting today, 55 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:54,783 and I would like for you to show him around. 56 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,524 Oh, man, why me? 57 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:59,570 - You get to miss class. - You got yourself a deal. 58 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:04,184 - Patty, send him in, please. 59 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:17,893 It's you. 60 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:20,025 - I'm Gabby - Leo. 61 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:23,855 I don't know. 62 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:26,684 They're just kind of staring at each other, 63 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:29,383 They're really making a meal out of it. 64 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:32,777 So, that's the school. 65 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:35,867 I'm guessing it's probably a lot like your last one. 66 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,478 Uh, actually I moved here from Vegas, 67 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:38,957 so I'm used to slot machines in the halls 68 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:41,569 and Elvis impersonators in the classrooms. 69 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:42,700 Seriously? 70 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,398 - No. 71 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,748 This town is definitely different though. 72 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:47,792 Slower, I guess. 73 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:50,317 You mean boring? Look, I get it. 74 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,970 I moved here from Miami two years ago, 75 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,668 and I hated it so much. 76 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,759 My advice, give it some time. 77 00:03:57,802 --> 00:04:01,023 This town has a lot more to offer than you think. 78 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:08,900 Star Night, huh? What's, uh, what's that all about? 79 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:10,902 There's a meteor shower Friday night, 80 00:04:10,946 --> 00:04:12,382 so the school is having this event 81 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,863 where students can set up blankets on the football field, 82 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:17,518 eat food, and watch the stars. 83 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,215 Yeah, I don't know. People are saying 84 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,738 it's gonna be romantic, but... 85 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:21,870 I could see that. 86 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,917 I mean, if you're there with the right person. 87 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:32,359 Well, uh, thanks for showing me around. 88 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,752 Yeah, it was fun. I really liked... 89 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:38,452 And... he's gone. 90 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,236 Really, Howard? 91 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:42,673 Absolutely! 92 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,633 Wait, what are we talking about? 93 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:52,074 I know this is gonna sound crazy, but... 94 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:54,119 let's splurge for dessert. 95 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,558 - What would you like? - I'd like a kiss. 96 00:04:58,254 --> 00:04:59,734 Is that a new special? 97 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:01,344 Wessy-bear. 98 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:03,738 We've been dating for a while now, 99 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:05,740 and I think it's time we kissed. 100 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:08,351 Each other? 101 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,573 Okay. Um... 102 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:22,844 Not now. At Star Night. 103 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:24,846 Thank goodness 104 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,891 because I know I have cilantro in my teeth, 105 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:29,546 - and you hate cilantro, so... - So, what do you think? 106 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:32,114 I think it's beautiful that you want to mark 107 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:34,029 this milestone under the stars. 108 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:36,945 Yes, but mostly, I want to know all your thoughts. 109 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:38,512 What's that now? 110 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:41,210 Because our lips have so many nerve endings, 111 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:43,386 a kiss will send my telepathy into overdrive, 112 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:46,433 giving me access to all your most intimate memories, 113 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:48,130 secrets, and fears and stuff. 114 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,741 So... 115 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:53,744 anything that's ever gone through my mind? 116 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:56,399 Exactly! We'll be closer than ever. 117 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,183 Isn't that so romantic? 118 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,490 To-totally! 119 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:03,363 Oh, man, I can't wait for you to get inside my head! 120 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:06,061 Because I have, like, zero dark memories, 121 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:08,411 secrets, fears, and stuff in there. 122 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,632 My thoughts are all cool. 123 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,677 Can't wait for our kiss. 124 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,292 Jeremy, what is it you have to tell me? 125 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,120 Because I'm very busy. 126 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,862 - No, you're not. - No, I'm not. 127 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,821 What's up? 128 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:29,780 Please allow my presentation to do the talking for me. 129 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:33,958 I want to go to human school. 130 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:36,526 That's it? 131 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:40,225 What do you mean? That took me six hours. 132 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:43,664 Jeremy, there is no way I'm letting you go to human school. 133 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:45,753 It's simply too dangerous! 134 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:48,930 Not for me. Smell my muscles. 135 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,801 Smell how big they are. 136 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:53,108 Oh, y-yes. 137 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,805 They smell huge, 138 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:56,807 but that's not the point. 139 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:58,896 All it would take is one blob-out 140 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:01,943 for your alien form to be exposed. 141 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:04,511 The human world is unpredictable. 142 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:05,990 And frankly, 143 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,992 I can't trust that you'll be able to control yourself 144 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:09,907 when faced with the unknown. 145 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:11,474 So I'm sorry, 146 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,911 but my answer is no. 147 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:17,175 - Look, I know sometimes I can be a bit of a-- 148 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:18,873 Jerk. Meanie. Monster. 149 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:23,704 I've grown up a lot since we came here. 150 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:26,402 I need to challenge myself, and I can't do that 151 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,839 when I'm stuck in this house with you and stupid Orb day. 152 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,188 I would leave if I could, 153 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:32,495 and I would never come back. 154 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:35,542 Principal. Pleee... 155 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:45,769 eee... 156 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,425 Fine! 157 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,774 I'll consider it. 158 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:53,385 But, you will have to prove to me 159 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:54,822 that you can walk amongst the humans 160 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:57,694 without revealing your alien identity. 161 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:58,739 So get ready, Jeremy, 162 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,915 'cause I'll be preparing 163 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:03,961 a series of soul-crushing tests 164 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:05,789 that will push your every limit. 165 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:08,270 I have no limit, so good luck. 166 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:14,581 - Hm... - Hm... 167 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,539 But, like, tomorrow, right? 168 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,802 'Cause that presentation really took it outta me. 169 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,369 Obviously. 170 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:23,154 It's 7:00. Nothing can get done at this hour. 171 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:27,289 And then Leo said Star Night could be romantic 172 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:30,684 with the right person. And it was, like, a moment, you know? 173 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:32,642 And then Howard blew it for me. 174 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:34,992 Oh hey, Gabby. Care for a puff? 175 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:37,473 As soon as we kiss, Sky is gonna find out that my parents 176 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,257 didn't really stop me from going to summer camp. 177 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:40,781 I just didn't want to go 178 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:43,218 because I was afraid I would've been assigned a top bunk. 179 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:47,004 Man was not meant to sleep that high off the ground, Gabby. 180 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,137 And now I'll probably never see Leo again. 181 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,791 We have zero classes together, 182 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,794 - and this school's huge! - Gabby. Hey. 183 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,492 Um, look, I know we only just met, 184 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,886 and this is probably crazy, but... 185 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,541 Will you go to Star Night with me? 186 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,368 Uh-- Yes! 187 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:06,197 - That sounds great. - Really? 188 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:09,157 I mean, yeah, cool. 189 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,593 Then, I'll see you tonight. 190 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,602 School's huge. 191 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,824 Oh my gosh! Wes, did you see that? 192 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,740 Oh, wait, aren't you babysitting tonight? 193 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,524 Yes... 194 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,831 No, no, no, no, no, no! 195 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,572 What are you gonna do? 196 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:35,836 You know what? I deserve to hang out with the guy I like. 197 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:38,447 I'm canceling that babysitting assignment. 198 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:41,668 I'm going to Star Night with Leo and nothing's gonna stop me. 199 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:01,862 Gabby Duran, 200 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,952 you cannot go to Star Night with that boy. 201 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,219 What's going on, and who are you? 202 00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:13,351 We are DUMB. 203 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:16,224 Defenders United Maintaining Balance. 204 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,835 An omniscient intergalactic body that maintains 205 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,968 the balance of the universe. 206 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:22,230 And we've been watching you. 207 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,928 Okay, we can all agree that's creepy, right? 208 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,801 And probably illegal? 209 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,847 Gabby Duran, you cannot go to Star Night with Leo. 210 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,066 If you do, 211 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,676 our calculations suggest 212 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,287 it could be the catalyst to a series of events 213 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,681 that would endanger alien existence on Earth, 214 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,510 thereby upsetting universal balance. 215 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,164 I-I don't understand. 216 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,170 The universe exists on a delicate plane. 217 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:52,782 One small shift, like exposing aliens on Earth 218 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,829 for example, and the equilibrium collapses. 219 00:10:57,961 --> 00:11:00,224 And it is our job to keep that from happening 220 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:02,444 by using cosmological probability 221 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,752 to assess potential threats and intervene when necessary. 222 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,537 And you are a threat. 223 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,844 So let me get this straight. 224 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,194 You think that if I go to Star Night with Leo, 225 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,109 it could maybe, but not definitely, 226 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,893 end with a lot of bad stuff happening? 227 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,854 Well, problem solved. 228 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,377 I just won't let that happen, 229 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,858 Our equations show that due to your poor track record 230 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:27,121 balancing alien babysitting responsibilities 231 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,905 and your personal life, 232 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,602 it is far more likely that you will. 233 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,909 That is ridiculous. 234 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:35,607 You and your space math have no idea who I am 235 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:36,826 or what I'm capable of. 236 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,959 You left a client alone to go shopping, 237 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,438 and he shrunk his house. 238 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,788 You brought a touch-telepath to school 239 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,094 to track down a rumor and fried her brain. 240 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,531 You poisoned a restaurant with Invisalizards. 241 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,620 Fine. I-I did those things, 242 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,753 but it doesn't prove anything. 243 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,276 It proves a pattern. 244 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,062 You cannot be trusted to make the right choices. 245 00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:58,326 And in this situation, the wrong choice with Leo 246 00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,415 could well end in disaster. 247 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:02,896 What if I don't listen to you? 248 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,332 The decision is final. 249 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,769 You will not go to Star Night with that boy, 250 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,989 and you will tell no one about this conversation. 251 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,425 Wha... 252 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,262 What... 253 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:25,048 Man, it puffed into thin air again. 254 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,059 You're doing great, Wesley. 255 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,322 Just remember to breathe in through the nose 256 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,759 and out through the pores. 257 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:43,197 I still don't know what that means. 258 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,199 Deep down, you do. 259 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,506 But deeper down, you don't. 260 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,292 Okay. 261 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,555 Thank you again, Astra, 262 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,905 for helping me sweat out all my embarrassing thoughts 263 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,733 before my kiss with Sky. 264 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,170 There are just some things in there she shouldn't see. 265 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,305 Unless... 266 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:07,525 you think my real journey is just being honest with her? 267 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,049 - No. - Oh. 268 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:13,357 You have many sad man thoughts you should keep to yourself. 269 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,317 You may want to keep those vials. 270 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,841 Should your relationship crash and burn, 271 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,104 you might want your strange thoughts back. 272 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,933 I don't think it'll crash and burn. 273 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,588 Why? Do you know something I don't? 274 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,938 And we are done. 275 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,206 Really? Because there are still some things 276 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,818 floating around up there that I would like to forget. 277 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,776 That's because today we only purged 278 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,952 9% of your unwanted thoughts. 279 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,825 Well, how long will it take to get the rest? 280 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,217 Not long. 281 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,916 Just four more weeks of six-hour sessions. 282 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,308 What? 283 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,528 That is the opposite of not long! 284 00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,138 That is long! 285 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,879 You're a liar, Astra! 286 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,881 A big, dumb liar! 287 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:04,060 I am so sorry. You did not deserve that. 288 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,584 Make it five weeks. 289 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,413 I mean, it's like who do they think they are? 290 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,676 Telling me I can't go to Star Night. 291 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,069 Forcing me to cancel on a boy 292 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,376 I've made a connection with that goes far beyond 293 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,857 our objectively good looks. 294 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,033 Also, they're so wrong. 295 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,993 I can definitely balance babysitting and dating. 296 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,607 You know, they might be 297 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,218 all-knowing overlords of the universe, 298 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,220 but in my opinion, 299 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,875 they're true to their name. Dumb! 300 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,400 That would slay if you weren't a baby. 301 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,933 But you're not just any baby. 302 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,369 You're an alien baby. 303 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,894 So, maybe you're wise beyond your years. 304 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,897 - Maybe you have a vast knowledge of the galaxy 305 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,856 and a comprehension of all existence that defies 306 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,163 - time and space-- 307 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,078 Oop! 308 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,122 Or not. 309 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:12,433 Well, this is officially the most boring 310 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,652 babysitting gig ever. 311 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,789 And to think I could be stargazing with Leo right now. 312 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,794 Maybe I still can. 313 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,145 They said I couldn't go to Star Night, 314 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:32,975 but they didn't say anything about bringing Star Night to me. 315 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,287 I'm gonna prove to those dummies that Gabby D 316 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,767 - can have it all. 317 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,073 Seriously? 318 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:45,857 Well, Jeremy. 319 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,251 You claim to be ready to attend school. 320 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,559 So, let's put that to the test, shall we? 321 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,953 If you can handle yourself like a human 322 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,781 in these carefully crafted scenarios I've created 323 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,740 without risking exposure, 324 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,003 that'll prove to me that you're ready. 325 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,874 That you're mature enough to-- 326 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,789 Bring it on, dung fart. 327 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,793 Orb, initiate simulation mode. 328 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,672 Hey! You're late for class! That's a write-up! 329 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,326 What's your name? What's your date of birth? 330 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,893 What's your student ID and favorite human activities? 331 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:25,201 Oh, mama mia! Say the wrong thing 332 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,768 to the whole monitor, 333 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,379 and you could stand out as odd, peculiar, 334 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,772 alien even. 335 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,608 You're asking a lot of questions about me, 336 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,176 but when was the last time someone asked about you? 337 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,657 How are you doing, hall monitor? 338 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,399 Your story matters, too. 339 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,054 Actually... 340 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,535 I've been having a really hard day. 341 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:02,804 Wow. He really brought that one home. 342 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,936 One for Jer-Bear. 343 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,116 But, we've only just begun. 344 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,295 No, I'm serious. That's when I realized the tiger 345 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,340 was just two full-grown men in body paint. 346 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,388 Man, Vegas sounds like a trip. 347 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,914 Hey, I'm really sorry I had to cancel on you earlier, 348 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,090 but this kind of worked out, right? 349 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,831 We've got our own Star Night here. 350 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:34,792 And I'd say this is even better 351 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,534 'cause it's... it's just us. 352 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:45,020 Just gotta check the old baby monitor. 353 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:51,940 All good. So, 354 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:54,029 what's your favorite thing about Havensburg so far? 355 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,076 Oh, man. That's a tough question, 356 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,035 but I think I gotta go with Luchachos. 357 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,430 No. That is the correct answer. 358 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,345 Luchachos is the best. 359 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,434 Their Cheesy Chacho Chalupa is 360 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,392 - cheesy perfection. - Cheesy perfection. 361 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,831 Uh, you know, actually, I think 362 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,878 Luchachos might be my second favorite thing about Havensburg. 363 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,581 Sorry, this thing's annoying. 364 00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:28,803 What? 365 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:34,156 Hey, I'm gonna hit the bathroom before the meteor shower starts. 366 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,941 It's a number one, not that you need to know that. 367 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,553 I'll be right back. Two seconds. 368 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,341 Celeste! Where are you? 369 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,910 See, now would be a great time for you to fart 370 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,651 so I can find you! 371 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,965 Oh no, no, no. 372 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,234 Is everything okay? 373 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,279 Yup-yup! I just gotta go check out 374 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:13,195 a possible raccoon situation. But please, stay right here, 375 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,111 eyes firmly planted on the sky, and I'll BRB. 376 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,939 Oh look! I think the meteor shower started. 377 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:22,248 - Come on, Celeste. Take my hand. 378 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,467 Come on down. I got you. 379 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,513 Come here, Celeste! It's okay! 380 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,085 It's alright! Please, Celeste, - What is going on? 381 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,827 That's not a raccoon! 382 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,441 - No! 383 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,226 Hello, Gaby Duran. 384 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:49,797 What is happening? 385 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,364 You disobeyed our orders, 386 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:54,062 and now you must face the consequences. 387 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,951 You got this, Wes Man. 388 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,608 - I got corn dogs. Thank you. 389 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,656 Do I eat the stick or the stuff on the stick? 390 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:23,787 The stuff on the stick. 391 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,443 Sky, about the kiss... 392 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:28,792 Are you as excited as I am? 393 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,926 I can't wait to finally know everything about you. 394 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,233 Yeah! No, me, too. I just... 395 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,236 What if we postpone it just 396 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,847 four, maybe five weeks? 397 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,936 Wes, do you not want to kiss me? 398 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,764 No. I mean, I do! I just... 399 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,377 I am freaking out about you knowing all my thoughts. 400 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,684 I mean, what'll you think about me when you find out I don't know 401 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,469 the difference between clockwise and counterclockwise. 402 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,994 That I have peed in the sink in an emergency 403 00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,909 and in a non-emergency. 404 00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,782 That on multiple occasions, I've heard my dad scream, 405 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,653 "Help! My back!" 406 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,829 - And I pretended not to hear him-- - Wessy-bear. 407 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:09,529 I like you for you. 408 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,531 Nothing I find out will change that. 409 00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,010 Really? 410 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:17,058 - Even the pee thing? - Especially the pee thing. 411 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,800 I don't know what that means, but... 412 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,280 - I'll take it. 413 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:27,851 Man. My life has never been better. 414 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,160 In this scenario, noted teacher Mr. Falkenbury 415 00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:34,641 - has challenged you to a fight. - Hey! 416 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,120 I'm a teacher, you are a student, 417 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:37,818 - but we're gonna fight! 418 00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,168 Meet me by the dumpsters. 419 00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,257 - Uh-- - But simultaneously, 420 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,868 Howard's prized locker hoagie has just 421 00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:46,740 - proposed marriage to you. 422 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,264 But you know its secret. That it's evil 423 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,875 and is marrying you just for the money! 424 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:53,747 - What do you do? 425 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,099 Okay, that is it. 426 00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,362 I call baloney and cheese on this. 427 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,277 Whatever do you mean, Jeremy? 428 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,714 These scenarios are ridiculous. 429 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,237 Even I know these have nothing to do 430 00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,109 with what really happens at school. 431 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:11,939 It's like you want me to fail! 432 00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:14,811 Alright, fine. 433 00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,335 You caught me. 434 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,860 - Orb, shut down simulation mode. 435 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,649 You're right, Jeremy. 436 00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:28,608 Those last ones were not 437 00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:30,827 realistic school scenarios. 438 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,960 Teachers would never fight students. 439 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:35,789 That would be wildly inappropriate. 440 00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,268 And honestly, 441 00:22:37,312 --> 00:22:39,140 I can't say you're really 442 00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:40,750 Howard's hoagie's type. 443 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,012 You don't know that! 444 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,623 Well... 445 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:46,190 anyway, the truth is 446 00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:49,716 I didn't want you to pass this test 447 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,892 because I'd prefer 448 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:54,329 you didn't go to school. 449 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,765 Aw. Because you don't want me 450 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:57,811 to spread my wings and leave the nest? 451 00:22:57,854 --> 00:23:00,379 Oh, no, not at all. 452 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,902 School is simply 453 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:05,122 my last remaining Jeremy-free zone, 454 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:08,343 and I cherish that sanctuary. 455 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:11,259 But regardless, 456 00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,871 you have passed. 457 00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:18,440 The way you carried yourself in these simulations 458 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,616 prove to me that you are ready. 459 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,836 You can go to school. 460 00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:25,839 - Baller. - And actually, 461 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:29,408 despite my attempts at sabotage, 462 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,672 I have never... been... 463 00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:35,805 prouder of you. 464 00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:41,376 What is this dumb water falling out of my eyes?! 465 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:45,598 You've earned this bona fide 466 00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:47,643 school ID. 467 00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:53,823 Man, my life has never been better. 468 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:56,043 Please tell me what's going on. 469 00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:57,871 Why did Celeste just disappear? 470 00:23:57,914 --> 00:24:00,917 Celeste and this babysitting assignment 471 00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:03,790 were created by us to keep you away from Leo 472 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,792 and compromising the balance. 473 00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:09,360 We tried to keep you from going to Star Night with the boy, 474 00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:12,494 but you decided to shirk your responsibilities and go anyway. 475 00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:16,019 Shirk is such a strong word. 476 00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:18,500 Then, even after we directly forbade you 477 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,720 from seeing Leo and explained 478 00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:22,504 the threat of your interaction with him, 479 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:25,899 you still brought him here to an alien residence. 480 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:27,770 Well, when you... 481 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:29,859 say it like that, it sounds bad. 482 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:32,340 Your actions tonight confirmed 483 00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:34,734 you are a risk to the aliens on Earth, 484 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,779 and we must eliminate that risk. 485 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,826 - You're gonna kill me? - No. 486 00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:41,088 We're rebooting you. 487 00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:43,220 You will have no knowledge of aliens, 488 00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:45,788 babysitting, or any of your friends. 489 00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:46,963 That's even worse. 490 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:48,748 We do not do this lightly. 491 00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,401 Goodbye, Gabby Duran. 492 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:52,012 - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 493 00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:18,517 I really think this is gonna be good for us, mijas. 494 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,170 I agree. 495 00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:22,782 Moving to a new town is a great time to reinvent yourself. 496 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:26,394 I think I'll become studious and exacting. 497 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,920 No palm trees, no beach. 498 00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:34,663 There's zero chance I don't hate it here. 499 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:38,014 I'm sure you'll find something you'll love about Havensburg. 500 00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:08,654 Okay, time to test. 501 00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:26,846 Perfect. This'll teach 'em to be... thirsty? 502 00:26:28,848 --> 00:26:29,936 Hey! 503 00:26:30,676 --> 00:26:31,720 What are you doin' in here?! 504 00:26:32,155 --> 00:26:33,896 Outrunning you, Neil! 505 00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:37,857 Ow! 506 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:46,996 Yep, still hate it here. 507 00:26:50,086 --> 00:26:53,699 Why can't you find a positive outlet for your energy? 508 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,005 This is the second time in a month that you've 509 00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:58,486 been dragged home for something like this, Gabby. 510 00:26:58,529 --> 00:27:00,270 When are you gonna get it together? 511 00:27:00,314 --> 00:27:04,057 Do you care that I had to leave work early for this? 512 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,929 They're never gonna promote me to assistant manager-- 513 00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:10,672 Nope. 514 00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:12,805 Find your calm, Dina. 515 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:17,244 "You're only as angry as the anger makes you feel." 516 00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:18,854 What does that even mean? 517 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,247 I don't know. 518 00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,162 I think I'm just supposed to keep repeating it. 519 00:27:22,205 --> 00:27:23,946 Well, I feel what I'm feeling, 520 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:25,339 and what I'm feeling is 521 00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:27,254 hate for this dumb town. 522 00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:28,734 Gabby, if you would just give it a ch-- 523 00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:30,518 I tried giving it a chance! 524 00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:32,781 For two years! 525 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,391 How much longer do I have to give it? 526 00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:35,697 - I don't know, but just-- 527 00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:37,220 Everything okay down there? 528 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:39,179 -I heard raised voices, over. 529 00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:40,702 Yes. 530 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:43,009 Everything's fine, Liv. 531 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,534 - Copy. 532 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:49,363 Let me know if that quote-unquote "Linda" comes by again. 533 00:27:49,406 --> 00:27:52,714 Contrary to what she says, I don't believe she's my friend, 534 00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:55,804 and I don't believe she's a 10-year-old girl, over. 535 00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,637 You gerbils have it all figured out, Henrietta. 536 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,945 Eat when you're hungry, sleep when you're tired... 537 00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:08,904 never leave your cage. 538 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:12,995 Switch with me. 539 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,215 Well, we're gonna have to figure something out, 540 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:17,652 because this is getting out of hand. 541 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,002 Your sister hasn't left her room in eight months 542 00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:22,570 because you've been pranking her so hard. 543 00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:26,748 I'm starting to think that if things don't turn around soon, 544 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:30,491 maybe you'd be better off back in Miami with your father. 545 00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:39,500 I'm sorry, I have to go do some calming exercises. Excuse me. 546 00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:42,851 And remember, we have family therapy tomorrow at 4:00. 547 00:28:42,895 --> 00:28:45,114 You promised me you'd be there this time. 548 00:28:53,122 --> 00:28:55,734 Just one more screw-up and I go back to Miami? 549 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,389 Challenge accepted. 550 00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:05,134 Ick. Star Night. 551 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:07,789 Just when I thought Havensburg couldn't get any lamer. 552 00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:11,706 Um, actually, Star Night is really cool. 553 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,448 At least those of us in respectable society seem to think so. 554 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:16,842 Can you just, like, tone it down a bit? 555 00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:21,194 Your voice and opinions are giving me a literal migraine. 556 00:29:21,237 --> 00:29:23,283 Also, who's the new kid? 557 00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:25,851 - Hi, I'm-- - Gabby, this is Leo, 558 00:29:25,894 --> 00:29:27,722 who I've been assigned to show around the school. 559 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,812 Leo, this is Gabby, school delinquent. Avoid her. 560 00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:34,947 That's good advice, actually. In fact, avoid everyone. 561 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,209 They all suck. 562 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:39,386 Now, shouldn't you two be running along so you can 563 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:41,780 show Leo how to powder the principal's butt? 564 00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:45,479 Principal! Gabby's being vulgar again! 565 00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:49,004 Ugh. 566 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:55,619 Vulgarity, Gaberella? Eek. I don't love that. 567 00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:57,099 Now, you just button it up, hm? 568 00:29:57,143 --> 00:30:00,407 Otherwise, and-- ooh, don't hate me! 569 00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:02,975 Did someone mention detention? 570 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,371 I did! The punishing poet. What can I say? 571 00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:11,984 See you at Star Night, Princi-pal! 572 00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,464 Not if I see you first, Susie-Doozy! 573 00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:19,556 "Respectable society." 574 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:22,646 Actually, this might be 575 00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:23,734 exactly what I need. 576 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:31,046 Hey, watch it. 577 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:33,309 Sugar khakis! 578 00:30:34,702 --> 00:30:35,877 Wait up! 579 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:45,626 Uck. 580 00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:49,935 As you all know, tonight is the big meteor shower. 581 00:30:49,978 --> 00:30:53,025 Those who view life through an astrological lens, 582 00:30:53,068 --> 00:30:56,463 think events like these often accompany big changes 583 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:57,943 in ways we don't expect. 584 00:30:57,986 --> 00:30:59,161 Like how last year, 585 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:02,382 my horoscope said to take chances. 586 00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:06,865 So I looked at that solar eclipse without eye protection. 587 00:31:09,345 --> 00:31:10,390 Look... 588 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,479 instead of math today, 589 00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:14,437 everybody's gonna do a free write 590 00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:17,440 about one big moment that changed your life. 591 00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:19,573 I know what I'll be thinking about... 592 00:31:20,574 --> 00:31:22,576 how beautiful that eclipse was 593 00:31:23,055 --> 00:31:26,885 before it unleashed the sun and burned my eye! 594 00:31:29,191 --> 00:31:30,497 Turn 'em in or don't. 595 00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:32,107 I don't care anymore. 596 00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:37,417 Well, if there was one moment that changed my life forever, 597 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:40,376 it was when my parents gave me my first football. 598 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,118 I was pretty sad that day 599 00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:45,816 because no one had joined my Mysteries of Havensburg club. 600 00:31:46,513 --> 00:31:47,949 I can't believe I used to be into aliens 601 00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:49,820 and werewolves and stuff. 602 00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:51,518 So weak sauce! 603 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:55,914 Anyway, Pops knew exactly what would make me feel better. 604 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,481 And for the first time in my life, 605 00:31:58,525 --> 00:32:01,615 football had me running a tight route. 606 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:04,574 Now, I'm livin' the life. 607 00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:07,621 I'm captain of the team and best friends with Howard. 608 00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:11,059 And I'm datin' the coolest girl in school. 609 00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:12,931 She's so chill and awesome, 610 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,976 I almost can't stand being around her at all. 611 00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:17,761 Yep. Thank goodness I found football. 612 00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:20,242 I don't miss the Old Wes at all. 613 00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:22,505 I certainly don't wake up in the middle of the night 614 00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:24,986 drenched in sweat, convinced I've been living a lie. 615 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:28,642 Or have dream after dream where I'm drowning in a literal ocean of footballs 616 00:32:28,685 --> 00:32:30,383 that smell like my father's aftershave. 617 00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:31,601 Wes?! 618 00:32:32,776 --> 00:32:34,213 What were you writing? 619 00:32:34,256 --> 00:32:35,997 Uhhh... 620 00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:39,087 "Havensburg football rules"! 621 00:32:42,308 --> 00:32:44,005 Havensburg football does rule! 622 00:32:44,832 --> 00:32:46,225 Come on. 623 00:32:50,751 --> 00:32:55,582 What up, fam! Gabby D here, student ID D0625. 624 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,758 Just cranked the brightness on these field lights, 625 00:32:57,801 --> 00:33:00,021 and now I'm about to do a little rewiring 626 00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:01,805 so they can't be turned off. 627 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:03,851 Hope everyone has fun not seeing any meteors 628 00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:05,548 tomorrow at Star Night. Peace! 629 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,249 There. That should be all the evidence I need. 630 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:12,773 Miami, here I come. 631 00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:15,776 I can smell the ropa vieja now. 632 00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:22,043 Huh. Kinda thought this would be a little more obvious. 633 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,003 Eh, it's probably the yellow one. 634 00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:28,528 Yeah, it's always the yellow one. 635 00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:52,856 What... was... that? 636 00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:03,563 Hey, watch the jacket! 637 00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:06,435 Gabby Duran? 638 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:09,786 My GFF, Susie, says I'm supposed to avoid delinquents like you. 639 00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:12,702 Look, I don't know what's going on, but I just got 640 00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:15,096 a bunch of what feel like memories or something 641 00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:17,707 and they're all about how aliens are real 642 00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:19,405 and somehow you're involved. 643 00:34:20,145 --> 00:34:21,363 I can't explain it exactly, 644 00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:24,149 but I just can tell something's not right 645 00:34:24,192 --> 00:34:25,933 and you need to help me fix it. 646 00:34:28,022 --> 00:34:30,416 Did Howard and the boys put you up to this? 647 00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:32,896 Man, I'm gonna give 'em such a noogie. 648 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:34,550 Sorry to burst your bubble, 649 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:37,205 but I don't believe in that stuff anymore. 650 00:34:38,641 --> 00:34:41,427 Honestly, for your own health and well-being, 651 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:44,125 you should just give up all this crazy talk 652 00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:46,127 and start playing football. 653 00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:48,173 You're a very strong tackler. 654 00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:49,696 Wait, please. 655 00:34:50,871 --> 00:34:52,525 I don't know what's happening, 656 00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:54,614 but something inside is saying you're the one 657 00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:56,094 that's supposed to help me through it. 658 00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:58,096 Gabby, Gabby, Gabby. 659 00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:02,883 Gabby, Gabby, Gabby. 660 00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:04,972 Oh, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby. 661 00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:08,715 I'm not the one you're lookin' for. 662 00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:11,805 I'm just a regular red-blooded, football-playin' 663 00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:13,937 American dream boy. 664 00:35:13,981 --> 00:35:14,895 Now, 665 00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,201 if you'll excuse me, 666 00:35:16,244 --> 00:35:17,854 I have to go find some online tutorials 667 00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:20,118 so I can get better at braiding Susie's hair. 668 00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,119 Wait. 669 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,904 There was a guy who used to be principal here. 670 00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:27,342 Swift or something? 671 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,258 Yeah, I remember him. 672 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,392 Pretty sure I know where he is if you're looking for him. 673 00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:43,358 Welcome to Luchachos, 674 00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:45,360 home of the Cheesy Chacho Chalupa. 675 00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:47,232 May I take your order? 676 00:35:47,841 --> 00:35:51,192 Oh, I guess I'll have some taquitos, 677 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:54,369 a horchata, and maybe a side of-- 678 00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:56,806 You're an alien and we need to talk! 679 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:04,162 My break is in 30 minutes. Meet me in the back. 680 00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:12,648 Thank you so much for making time for this family therapy session. 681 00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:16,261 Yes, thank you. Over. 682 00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:19,742 So, tell me, Dr. Skysdaad, 683 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:22,789 how do you understand human emotion so well? 684 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,575 By studying the human race 685 00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:29,883 as if it were a different species from my own. 686 00:36:31,363 --> 00:36:34,670 Which of course it is not, for I am a human like you. 687 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:38,500 And we relate to each other on many levels, 688 00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:43,331 like being parents and having hair. 689 00:36:43,984 --> 00:36:46,247 So wise. 690 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:49,076 Where is your other daughter? 691 00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:53,689 I don't know. 692 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:56,301 I told her how important this was to me. 693 00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:57,954 She promised me she'd be here. 694 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,000 Where is she? 695 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:04,787 So what I saw was all true? You really are an alien? 696 00:37:04,831 --> 00:37:07,050 Yes, yes I am. 697 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:11,751 Ooh, I was really hoping no one would find out about that. 698 00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:13,970 But in the memories I had, 699 00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:15,755 you were still principal of the school, 700 00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:17,844 not working in a restaurant. 701 00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,368 Ah, yes, school. 702 00:37:20,412 --> 00:37:22,849 That seems like a lifetime ago. 703 00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:26,983 You see, I came here with my nephew, Jeremy, 704 00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:29,943 both of us fresh-faced from the planet Gor-Monia 705 00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:32,728 eager to take in all that Earth had to offer. 706 00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:36,471 But I quickly discovered I was unable to find 707 00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:38,734 a suitable babysitter for Jeremy. 708 00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:41,868 You see, he's a spirited child 709 00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:43,913 and it takes a certain amount of nerve 710 00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:46,568 to stomach him for long periods of time. 711 00:37:47,047 --> 00:37:48,266 On top of that, 712 00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,790 none of the other aliens in Havensburg 713 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,966 could find a suitable sitter, either. 714 00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:56,012 So, a good Samaritan that I am, 715 00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:57,710 I offered to fill the void. 716 00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:04,543 After falling asleep for the 11th time at work... 717 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:07,807 and totally freaking out at my alien boss 718 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:09,417 during our monthly check-in... 719 00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:10,853 You sparkly moron! 720 00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:13,378 Do you know what I'm going through down here? 721 00:38:13,421 --> 00:38:14,814 I was fired 722 00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:17,556 from both my job as principal 723 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:20,602 and my position as Jeremy's caretaker. 724 00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:22,952 But all is well. 725 00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:26,347 I spend my morningsschlocking breakfast burritos 726 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:28,436 and the rest of my free time... 727 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:32,832 caring for Jeremy 2.0. 728 00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:36,052 Well, you need to help me. 729 00:38:36,096 --> 00:38:38,968 I'm seeing things, alien things, 730 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:40,883 and I need to figure out what's going on. 731 00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:44,539 I - I just know that life's supposed to be better somehow, 732 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:47,281 not just for me, but for you, too. 733 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,935 A better life than this? 734 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:54,375 Surely you jest. I have Jeremy 2.0! 735 00:38:58,771 --> 00:39:01,295 I'm going to need a better life, 736 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:05,386 but I'm afraid the only means I would have of helping you 737 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:07,475 would be in my old home, 738 00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:10,348 and that is currently occupied by the most vile, 739 00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:13,829 reprehensible alien imaginable. 740 00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:15,527 Glor-bron! 741 00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:17,442 Get here right now! 742 00:39:20,619 --> 00:39:22,316 Yes, bestie? 743 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,275 I'm bored. Let's order a pizza and when the delivery guy gets here, 744 00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:27,408 go up on the roof and throw lawn chairs at him. 745 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,367 Yeah, uh, 746 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:32,761 turns out none of the pizza places will deliver to us anymore. 747 00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:36,548 How 'bout falafels instead? 748 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:40,378 No! No falafels! Don't ever say that to me again! 749 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:43,946 What is wrong with you? What is a falafel? 750 00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,861 Right, right, of course. 751 00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:47,602 I'll go back to my closet. 752 00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:49,909 You're a gem and I'm gutter trash. 753 00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:52,825 Please don't ever dislike me. 754 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,872 What are you lookin' at? 755 00:40:06,099 --> 00:40:08,580 Okay, I've been told this is a very bad idea-- 756 00:40:08,623 --> 00:40:10,059 Please don't do this! 757 00:40:10,103 --> 00:40:12,366 but I'm involved in something I really don't understand 758 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,934 and the things I need to understand it, are in your house. 759 00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:15,978 Can I come in? 760 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:19,373 Of course. Step right on in. 761 00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:21,941 Really? 762 00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:23,943 Oh, okay. 763 00:40:23,986 --> 00:40:24,770 Wow. 764 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,948 - Ah! 765 00:40:28,991 --> 00:40:31,777 I'll never trust you or any human ever. 766 00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:33,561 Yeah! Now why don't you-- 767 00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:35,520 No, Glor-Bron, no! 768 00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:38,479 I'm talking right now! You're not talking right now! 769 00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:41,526 Sorry, bestie. So sorry. 770 00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:47,836 Gabby, we need to talk. 771 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,317 Can it wait? I've sort of got a lot going on right now. 772 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,711 No, it can't. 773 00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:56,932 I've been thinking about it and I don't think we can go on like this any longer. 774 00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:59,848 So, I talked it over with your dad, 775 00:40:59,892 --> 00:41:02,721 and we think it would be best for everyone 776 00:41:02,764 --> 00:41:05,854 if you went back to Miami to live with him. 777 00:41:06,942 --> 00:41:09,597 You should start packing. You're leaving tomorrow morning. 778 00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:15,385 No, you can't send me back to Miami! I'll be better, I promise! 779 00:41:15,429 --> 00:41:18,824 Gabby, it's clear that you're never gonna thrive here. 780 00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:21,870 Going back to Miami and living with your father 781 00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:24,612 is gonna be better for you, I promise. 782 00:41:25,395 --> 00:41:28,573 Trust me, this isn't something we're doing lightly. 783 00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:30,966 This isn't something we're doing lightly. 784 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:32,968 We do not do this lightly. 785 00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:34,579 But the decision is final. 786 00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:35,841 But the decision is final. 787 00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:37,756 The decision is final. 788 00:41:37,799 --> 00:41:39,235 The decision is-- 789 00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:43,501 You cannot go to Star Night with that boy. 790 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:46,765 You'll be babysitting a new client named Celeste. 791 00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:50,508 No! 792 00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:53,598 Are you okay? 793 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:56,601 Just let me go to Star Night. 794 00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:59,168 What? No way. You're not going anywhere. 795 00:41:59,212 --> 00:42:01,736 No, please. Just let me do this one thing 796 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:03,651 and I'll never ask you for anything else ever again, 797 00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:05,087 I promise. 798 00:42:05,131 --> 00:42:07,960 Gabby, I know this is a lot to spring on you, but-- 799 00:42:08,003 --> 00:42:09,962 Mom, there's an emergency! 800 00:42:10,005 --> 00:42:11,659 -I need you right away! 801 00:42:11,703 --> 00:42:14,749 I'll be right back. Stay right there. 802 00:42:14,793 --> 00:42:16,925 Yes, Liv. What you do-- hey! 803 00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:21,060 Go! Get out of here! 804 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,452 Liv, what are you doing? 805 00:42:22,496 --> 00:42:25,586 Look, I only know what comes through the walkie, 806 00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:29,198 but something feels different about you. 807 00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:32,811 Whatever's going on... I believe you. 808 00:42:33,942 --> 00:42:35,944 - Really? - Yes. 809 00:42:35,988 --> 00:42:37,729 Unless this is another prank. 810 00:42:37,772 --> 00:42:41,167 If this is a prank, I'm gonna be so mad 811 00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:44,562 at myself for being so gullible. 812 00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:46,999 Thanks, Liv. 813 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:51,220 Swifty, I need you to meet me at the football field. 814 00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:54,746 Olivia! Let me out of here, right now! 815 00:42:54,789 --> 00:42:56,878 Only if you let me back in! 816 00:43:05,757 --> 00:43:10,326 Hey, Susie, do you believe in UFOs? 817 00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:13,939 I believe in UFBs, Undeniably Funny Boyfriends. 818 00:43:13,982 --> 00:43:15,114 Boop. 819 00:43:15,157 --> 00:43:16,550 Great joke, babe. 820 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:18,291 Everyone knows aliens aren't real. 821 00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:20,772 Hey, everybody! 822 00:43:20,815 --> 00:43:22,774 Aliens are real! 823 00:43:27,822 --> 00:43:29,345 Are you sure about this? 824 00:43:29,389 --> 00:43:31,391 Trust me, just remember what we talked about, okay? 825 00:43:32,218 --> 00:43:34,916 I'm serious! Everybody, look at me right now! 826 00:43:35,787 --> 00:43:37,397 No one listen to her! 827 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,617 She's probably just trying to ruin Star Night for everyone! 828 00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:40,792 Security! 829 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:44,709 Okay, I think it's about time that you left. 830 00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:47,407 Neil, come on! I thought we were friends! 831 00:43:47,842 --> 00:43:48,974 Now, Swift! Now! 832 00:43:49,017 --> 00:43:51,803 I said that one time in a moment of weakness. 833 00:43:52,412 --> 00:43:53,892 I don't know what's happening, 834 00:43:53,935 --> 00:43:55,981 but something inside is saying you're the one 835 00:43:56,024 --> 00:43:57,896 that's supposed to help me through it. 836 00:43:58,810 --> 00:44:00,420 - Wes, what are you-- - Hey! 837 00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,772 Perfect spiral. 838 00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:10,822 Uh, Gabby, I-I don't think I can do this. 839 00:44:10,865 --> 00:44:13,172 I know this is scary, but you can do this. 840 00:44:13,215 --> 00:44:14,608 You're not supposed to wear an apron 841 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,349 and talk to trash mannequins. 842 00:44:16,392 --> 00:44:17,872 You're supposed to be a principal 843 00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:19,221 and watch over your 844 00:44:19,265 --> 00:44:21,397 very obnoxious alien nephew. 845 00:44:21,441 --> 00:44:23,051 The point is, we can fix all of this, 846 00:44:23,095 --> 00:44:24,531 but you need to believe in me. 847 00:44:26,881 --> 00:44:28,927 Everybody, look over here. 848 00:44:35,107 --> 00:44:36,151 I knew it. 849 00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:53,908 You again. 850 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:57,738 I babysat aliens. 851 00:44:57,782 --> 00:44:59,697 I had something in my life that made me special, 852 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:01,263 and you took that away. 853 00:45:01,307 --> 00:45:05,050 We did what we had to in order to maintain universal balance. 854 00:45:05,093 --> 00:45:06,791 You're simply too much of a risk 855 00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:09,315 to be allowed contact with alien life, 856 00:45:09,358 --> 00:45:12,622 as you've proven, once again, with this little display. 857 00:45:14,407 --> 00:45:16,844 Well, what if your universal math was wrong, huh? 858 00:45:17,584 --> 00:45:19,629 I mean, look around. 859 00:45:20,587 --> 00:45:22,763 Everything is way worse now. 860 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:25,070 I mean, my sister's basically a gerbil! 861 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:29,074 What if by trying to control everything, 862 00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:32,120 you actually threw everything out of balance? 863 00:45:34,122 --> 00:45:36,734 If I'm wrong, reboot me again. 864 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:40,389 But I guarantee no matter what you do, 865 00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:42,870 I'm gonna find my way back to the aliens in this town 866 00:45:42,914 --> 00:45:44,872 because I'm Gabby D 867 00:45:44,916 --> 00:45:48,484 and babysitting aliens is what I was meant to do. 868 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,926 Okay, ya gonna reboot me, or what? 869 00:45:54,969 --> 00:45:58,407 I can't read your beautiful rose gold faces. 870 00:45:59,147 --> 00:46:05,980 Perhaps our calculations about you and that boy were incorrect. 871 00:46:07,329 --> 00:46:09,767 I suppose if we didn't give you a second chance, 872 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:11,812 you might call us dumb. 873 00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:13,248 Aye! 874 00:46:13,858 --> 00:46:15,642 You made a joke! 875 00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:19,211 Dumb? Like your name? 876 00:46:19,254 --> 00:46:20,734 - No. 877 00:47:02,558 --> 00:47:06,388 Hey, I'm really glad your babysitting client canceled last minute, 878 00:47:06,432 --> 00:47:09,000 because this is pretty perfect. 879 00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:12,917 It really is. 880 00:47:35,113 --> 00:47:36,679 It's Leo. Leave a message. 881 00:47:37,942 --> 00:47:39,552 He didn't pick up, 882 00:47:39,595 --> 00:47:42,381 but don't worry, he knows what to do. 883 00:47:42,424 --> 00:47:45,123 It's time Gabby Duran learned the truth 884 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:47,212 about who she really is. 885 00:48:20,593 --> 00:48:22,073 Gorgeous.